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Robnoxous sucks!
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rook30505
(01.30.2001 0:34:47 AM EST)
I contributed that joke a month and a half ago. You sorry bastard.I'm taking credit for that joke goddamnit!
Pikachu is the devil.
my dog is VERY sexually active
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barnyardstyle
(01.28.2001 9:54:09 PM EST)
It loves it when I get lots of lube and pound it in the asshole over and over again. Talk about giving a dog a bone!!
heha!
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blazed3wayz
(01.28.2001 3:43:30 PM EST)
rednecks rule
it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.
how does
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jci986
(01.28.2001 11:59:23 AM EST)
he know she just lies there
wiered
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teg
(01.28.2001 10:46:09 AM EST)
this is out ragous stuff butt half of it's not real
sincerely me
WHY NOT
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donut38
(01.28.2001 0:06:25 AM EST)
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