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Vacation Plans

By: PortaJonPublished: 02/04/2001
 
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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Marie with me."

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    better punchline (0 replies)
    started by kingofallmedia420
    (02.20.2001 6:48:25 PM EST)

    "I'm takin her to washington DC.
    Maby this time the kid will be white."

    Legalize, Don't Criminalize

    hey jimmy moe (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.07.2001 10:11:04 PM EST)

    Jimmy moe, gimma a call

    While the Mike from Lyndhurst is recovering (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.06.2001 12:24:33 PM EST)

    I will be in his girlfriend's pant. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    PS- Did I say, "HA!HA!HA!"

    "Hey Mike, let's go fishing!"

    PortaJon sucks (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.06.2001 11:13:12 AM EST)

    'Nuff said.

    Finally a funny one! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.04.2001 10:27:34 AM EST)

    It's about Goddamn time that Portapotty came up with a funny joke. Some of these muthafluckers who write this shit should consider retiring early with some of the crap they write. I hope these muthafluckers aren't getting paid for this!

    Hello (0 replies)  
    started by kentster
    (02.04.2001 0:20:26 AM EST)

    It's me again...........HOWDY

    kentster

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