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 Expecting | | By: PortaJon | Published: 02/08/2001 | | |  |
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How does Janice like being pregnant?" Bob asked his friend John.
"Oh, she's not pregnant," John replied, "She's expecting."
"What's the difference?" Bob pressed.
"Well, John explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet, ..." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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lame
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blazed3wayz
(02.12.2001 5:56:14 PM EST)
lame ass joke!it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.
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Shut up!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.08.2001 6:52:38 PM EST)
You fuckin' suck!!!
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*whew*
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NakedCanuck
(02.08.2001 4:04:17 PM EST)
Just breathe through this one and click away... quickly!The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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holy shit...
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elefntkpr
(02.08.2001 3:00:05 PM EST)
its another lame ass joke from pota potty, i mean pota jon.
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I'VE HEARD CORNY JOKES IN MY TIME,
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ILoveFineWomen
(02.08.2001 9:56:14 AM EST)
BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!!
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.
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