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Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that
she's pregnant -- she is furious. Here she is, beginning her term as
senator of New York and this has happened to her!
She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming, "How could you
have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this!"
"I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your
fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you
hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.
In a barely audible whisper, Bill says, "Who is this?"
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NO WAY
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started by
TNB
(05.05.2001 5:04:18 PM EST)
You know they don't do it, and anyway, she's to old to have a kid
Bill Clinton
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 8:41:09 AM EST)
Bill Clinton is a twat
Bill Clinton thinks aloud, "I just can't win!"
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started by
willi
(04.25.2001 4:22:56 PM EST)
Let's see,if it's Monica, were going to have the ugliest baby known to man. If it's Hillary, we're still going to have the ugliest baby known to man.
The best case scenario out of this little deal is I get to screw both Monica and Hillary, resulting in two ugly babies, hence Chelsea won't have to be an only ugly child!
no sex = no baby
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started by
queenk
(04.25.2001 0:12:58 AM EST)
I thought they haven't had sex for years.
Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.
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