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Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
give your friend.....
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Mordred
(05.06.2001 2:27:47 AM EST)
a shotgun, and tell him to shoot himself!
sounds like my friend Nick
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started by
cravenmorehead
(05.06.2001 0:21:50 AM EST)
poor bastard married a former beauty queen and now 15 years later she is almost 300 lbs and ugly as hell
sounds like my friend Nick
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cravenmorehead
(05.06.2001 0:21:01 AM EST)
poor bastard married a former beauty queen and now 15 years later she is almost 300 lbs and ugly as hell
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