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The Perfect Male

By: SeaweedyPublished: 04/17/2001
 
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An old lady was lonely so she decided to run an ad in the local paper:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail. None of them seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a an, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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    true true (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (04.19.2001 5:53:41 PM EST)

    see title for details

    Homer J. Simpson

    hehehe (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (04.17.2001 11:58:37 PM EST)

    I could do that, all I'd have to do is cut off my arms and legs...
    then knock on the door...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    Oh Yeah! (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (04.17.2001 8:41:34 AM EST)

    You can ring my bell anytime!

    Great Joke SeaWeedy! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    prefect male (0 replies)  
    started by queenk
    (04.17.2001 0:13:15 AM EST)

    knows how to tease me.

    Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

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