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A Stiff Breeze

By: HHBPublished: 06/10/2001
 
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A young man came walking up to the house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

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    Grandma wants some! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.11.2001 5:51:31 PM EST)


    But Grandpa just wants her to take out her teeth.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Grandpa.... (0 replies)  
    started by cheeseball
    (06.10.2001 9:22:21 PM EST)


    Is that a vienna sausage in your lap, or what?

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

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