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 Fourth Time's A Charm | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 06/27/2001 | | |  |
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A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been
married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm still a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible," says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him."
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hmmm stamps
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happysmurf13
(06.28.2001 10:04:40 AM EST)
hmm pretty good lol. i wonder who shes marrying this time?
if wrong < right than man + woman
will = the quaderatial x - mind
statment true/false
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hey, I collect stamps
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.27.2001 12:07:58 PM EST)
or so my girlfriend believes... :)
::playing Barry White music to add to the mood::fixxxerny
~
i miss the comfort in being sad
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