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Final Exam

By: VirtualJulPublished: 07/27/2001
 
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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    There are only two type of men (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.31.2001 8:02:28 PM EST)

    Those who say they do.

    Those who say they've quit!

    Excuse me, I have to go study for a test now!

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Hehehehe! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.30.2001 7:01:29 PM EST)

    Excellent joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    That hurts.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.27.2001 10:40:32 AM EST)


    He better soak that hand in beer first. 'Cause drunk is the only way his date will sleep with him!

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Only a woman (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.27.2001 10:35:20 AM EST)

    Only a woman would tell this joke. Ha! Ha!

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