"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." — Ernest Hemingway
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#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
One Liners
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But
after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician
explained to the couple that though rare, Ralph's condition
could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph
be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen
Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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