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Like A Magic Lantern

By: SeaweedyPublished: 10/16/2001
 
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A 12-year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see what was wrong, so he looked in his mother's room and saw that she was naked on her bed and rubbing her crotch and saying, "I need a man, I need a man"

The next night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out. This time he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing his privates and saying "I need a bike, I need a bike!"

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    oh wow (0 replies)
    started by bettybimbo
    (10.27.2001 6:03:53 PM EST)
    too bad that doesn't really work :)

    It works, it really does! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.16.2001 8:59:10 PM EST)
    I've been rubbing mine constantly and bought a house with no money down!!!

      

    Hmmmmm also (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.16.2001 9:23:37 AM EST)

    My magic lamp doesn't work either. Any goofball ladies care to give it a spit shine?

    Hmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2001 5:04:49 AM EST)
    My magic lamp doesn't seem to work. Ladies, may I borrow one of yours?

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant.
    Vengeance will be ours!

    Oh man... (0 replies)
    started by devious3
    (10.16.2001 3:29:21 AM EST)
    I haven't heard that joke in a decade or two...

    Rub my magic lamp (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.16.2001 0:38:00 AM EST)

    And you'll see the genie... dressed in white, of course.

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