Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so
they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not
quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Stand in front
of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred
bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the
corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks,
"What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty
is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He
unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be
right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you
loan this guy seventy bucks?"
Love the country, live to pee outside!
