A man was in a bad car accident and after months of
recovery he still has a problem. He has to have his penis
amputated. He goes to see the doctor and the doctor
reassures him that he can help him.
"First of all you have to pick a new penis," says the
doctor. The doctor picks up a box from his table and says
"This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and
will cost you only $6000. It comes with a lifetime
guarantee.
The man says "Okay, that's about right but I have a
question. What's in the other box?"
"This is our 10 inch super model. Ten inches of power to
please any women. But for this you have to pay $10,000!!"
The man says, "Oh, yeah, that's the one I want. My wife
will love me forever. But does it also come with a
lifetime guarantee?"
"Yes."
"Well what's in that other box?" The doctor picks up yet
another box from his desk.
This is our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef
and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this
much power you gotta pay $12,000 for it!"
The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc,
that's it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of
everyone I know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?"
"YES SIR"
Then the man says, "Just one more question. Does it come in
white?"
