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It's Not Me, It's You

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/01/2001
 
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A guy says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."

The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."

The next day, the guy shows up with his wife.

The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table."

She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down.

He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're OK. She doesn't give me a hard on, either."

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    Now thats (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.03.2001 1:50:55 AM EST)

    a scientific diagnosis!

      

    I'm afraid ..... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (12.01.2001 9:10:33 PM EST)

    if the wife overheard that diagnosis, she'd definitely be the one asking for a second opinion.

    Now I like this joke. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.01.2001 8:55:25 PM EST)

    Funny one Rob ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Doctor-Client Privilege (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.01.2001 8:55:39 AM EST)


    I thought there is such a thing as "Doctor-Client Privilege". How did you know this happened on my last visit?

    Now (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.01.2001 3:51:52 AM EST)

    drop your trousers and bend over .... {{{{BOINNG!!!}}}


    Kiss my ass


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