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Handy Man

By: RobonxiousPublished: 11/23/2001
 
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A Marine based in Korea decided to get a massage.

He was laying on his back when the masseuse started massaging his lower stomach. She noticed a growing bulge under his towel and said: "You want jack off?"

He replied: "Like you wouldn't believe!"

"Okay," she said, "I come back ten minutes!"

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    Doesnt go Army .... (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (11.23.2001 10:47:52 AM EST)

    isn't the quote "Suckie fuckie five buckee" ? LOL thirty three bucks just aint right ! LOL

    Inflation is a wonderful thing .... except for poetry ;-)


    The Limey !


    Now that was funny! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.23.2001 9:53:42 AM EST)

    A punch-line out of left field. I'm rolling here.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    that is totally wrong (0 replies)
    started by army
    (11.23.2001 1:02:23 AM EST)

    I'm in korea now, and I know guys who get massages, technically it's illegal for us to, because for 40,000 won(33 dollars) You get a full massage and a blow job.

    Also therre are very few marines in korea, mostly soldiers.


    I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.
    Love you long time? (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.23.2001 0:41:04 AM EST)


    She doesn't go if you don't show her the dough.

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