A young mixed-race couple decide to get married. On their wedding night, the virgin white bride was rather nervous, as she'd heard that black men had very large penises.
She explained this to her husband, who decided that the best way to get around the problem was for him to show her his manhood bit by bit.
As she lay on the bed naked, her husband shoved three inches of his dick around the door. "Are you nervous yet?" he asked.
"No, I'm OK," she replied.
He then shoved another three inches around the door, making it a grand total of six, and said: "Are you still OK?"
"Yes darling," she replied.
He pushed another six inches, revealing 12 inches of cock, and the bride said: "I'm still not nervous!"
"OK," replied her husband, "I'm gonna start coming up the stairs now!"
