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Big Boots

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/07/2002
 
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy is it true what they say about men with big feet?

The cowboy says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next morning she hands the cowboy a $100.00 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before."

To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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    Good Joke. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.07.2002 9:11:32 PM EST)

    An unexpected twist for me.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    12 pairs of socks? (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (01.07.2002 6:17:13 PM EST)

    The man's answer to the Wonderbra!

    Funny one, Rob!

    Shall we play a game? Nice Shot!

    I'm still in shock. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.07.2002 9:36:03 AM EST)


    I love this joke!
    LMAO

    !! Finally !! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.07.2002 8:04:26 AM EST)

    Now this one was funny.

    It had a surprising Punch Line
    and I could visualize it happening.
    (not to me of course) hahahahahehehehe

    LMFAO

    LOL ! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.07.2002 5:40:25 AM EST)

    OK, I liked it. And now, once again, I present......the GrandPatron! Oh, Sorry, Marvin, go right ahead.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Trophy time (0 replies)  
    started by malcom
    (01.07.2002 1:17:53 AM EST)

    And don't forget the galashes,Blushy.

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