The Mortician's Nightmare
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/15/2002
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery, Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and he opened his briefcase. "Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hahahahahaa! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.16.2002 12:32:25 PM EST) I hate it when she does that. ^5 Love the country, live to pee outside!

oh hell (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (01.15.2002 8:11:11 PM EST) too damn funny.....

Now I know .... (1 reply) started by marvin (01.15.2002 2:46:02 PM EST) where the saying comes from .... "May the schwartz always be with you" LOL

LMAO!! (1 reply) started by harrymonkbubble (01.15.2002 9:39:08 AM EST) Good joke Rob! Hey, GP, is there any damn joke posted here that you haven't heard before? Just Curious. ---oooOOOOooo---

LMAO!! (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.15.2002 7:06:42 AM EST) A Classic, that will always be funny, no matter how many times I hear it. ^5

LMAO!! (0 replies)   started by tjshere (01.15.2002 6:17:42 AM EST) OK, I thought it was hilarious. Now on to further reviews...... Never fear.....TJ's here!

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