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Going Down?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/01/2002
 
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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said as he dropped her.

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    Hahahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.01.2002 2:52:26 PM EST)

    Somedays it just doesn't pay. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    SHIT! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.01.2002 7:18:58 AM EST)

    I can't remember if I've heard this one or not.
    In others words, I have no comment.

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    started by tjshere
    (02.01.2002 4:03:00 AM EST)

    New one to me and I like it. Too bad the first 2 guys can't get another shot at her.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I went to the YWCA .... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (02.01.2002 3:23:48 AM EST)

    and asked if they saved fallen women, they told me they did so I asked them to save one for me ;-)

    Nice variation on a them Rob ! LOL

    Oh and FIRST !!!!!

    Kiss my Ass !

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