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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
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 The Hard And Soft Of It | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/19/2002 | | |  |
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Greg and John, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now mostly consists of playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Greg calls John and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!"
John replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you..."
Greg interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard... a thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"
John says, "OK, OK I'll take that bet. How long is your's soft?"
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LMAO @ Sweetie
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marvin
(01.19.2002 4:14:35 AM EST)
go get him girl ! Hahahahahahaha 
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