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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
One Liners
Q. What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison? A. Fryday.
Two gay men are in a San Francisco bathroom using the urinals.
One of the guys looks at the other guy's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the guy and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other guy replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day."
Now you Yanks know
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marvin
(07.22.2002 3:50:31 AM EST)
why we Brits call them fags ! Hahahahahahahahahaha
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