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By: virtualjulPublished: 10/16/2002
 
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

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    I forgot .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.16.2002 7:07:57 AM EST)

    Mother's Baby
    Father's Maybe
    That just the way it is, deal with it.

    Of course ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.16.2002 7:06:51 AM EST)

    I've heard it, but I love this joke.
    Good one Jul.

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    started by marvin
    (10.16.2002 5:17:02 AM EST)

    where's Jerry ?

    OMG!!! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.16.2002 3:51:24 AM EST)

    i thought i'd never use that phrase "OMG" ...lol but i wasn't expecting that punch ^5 Jul's

    What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!

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    started by kweenbee
    (10.16.2002 0:48:30 AM EST)

    Sassy woman anyway

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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