While recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in
bed, a woman's seven year old son asked her why she didn't have a boyfriend.
She told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained her all the
time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just
shut off for no reason. But, she would just give it a few hard wacks on
the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on the woman's recovery. She was trying to get the television to come back on so her son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son?
Her little one looked up at him and replied, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".
Love the country, live to pee outside!
