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 Vaseline Research | | By: virtualjul | Published: 10/15/2002 | | |  |
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Best vaseline prank ever...
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started by
oxbrain
(10.16.2002 11:31:06 PM EST)
spread some on the toilet seat...
Wait near the door for the reaction."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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So Acid .....
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started by
marvin
(10.15.2002 10:10:55 AM EST)
how often have you been arrested for having sex in public ? LOL
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we use it all the time..
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started by
acidinterval
(10.15.2002 1:31:59 AM EST)
it's a classic prank to rub some Vaseline on a hand rail or door handles in public places.. lol
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