Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
— George Bush
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday?
A: Some dick cut her off.
 
 


Watch Your Tongue

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/09/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. The sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

Bob leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian currency?"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Candy Bar Leaves Man Feeling Dyn-O-Mite!
  • Bar Scene
  • Death claims 800-pound Exotic Dancer
  • Bar Hopping
  • Exotic Dancer Barbie
  • Bar Fly
  • Pussy Bar
  • Bar Banter
  • The Candy Bar Commercial
  • Stray Bar
  • At The Bar
  • Singles Bar
  • Sexy Sushi Bar
  • The Martini Bar
  • Jennifer In Headless Bar?
  • Overheard in the Topless Bar
  • Monkey Business at the Bar
  • bar Jokes
  • bar Jokes
  • Mexican Hat Dance Answering Machine Message

  • More Sex Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.09.2003 3:49:51 PM EST)

    hell all that for that....lol

    One time..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.09.2003 7:34:06 AM EST)


    I was sitting in a Bar and a hooker wouldn't leave me alone. She just kept after me. I didn't know what to do until she said. "I'll DO IT anyway I wanted to".

    I said, "Alright Baby. You'll do it anyway I want? I'm up for some of that".

    She asked, "How do you want to do it?".

    I said "On Credit, Baby".

    She never gave me anymore trouble.

    Love me tender (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.09.2003 3:37:06 AM EST)

    for some illegal tender ? LOL

    I take it Americans don't take kindly to Canadian money .... I mean it's all different colours isn't it ? How very confusing for y'all !

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    LMFAO!!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.09.2003 2:47:10 AM EST)

    Oh, what a great left-field punchline! He might as well pay with Charmin. Hahahahaha. ^5, boss.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.09.2003 2:00:29 AM EST)


    Oh the Canadians will love this one...

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Flat Belly
    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
    11.15.2008

    Wife In a Coma
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
    10.29.2008

    Abe Lincoln
    A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
    10.10.2008

    The Urinal Is Too High
    A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
    10.03.2008

    Rate This!

    3.50 Goofballs of 5
    8 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    What a Coincidence
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
    11.30.2007

    What a Coincidence
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
    11.29.2007

    Still Not Hungry??
    A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon ...
    11.26.2007

    What A Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
    A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path ...
    11.25.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Escapee
    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
    11.11.2006

    Elderly Sexual Position
    Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the ...
    11.03.2006

    30 Year Reunion
    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party ...
    10.29.2006

    Sunday Afternoon Quickie
    John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull ...
    10.16.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Top Comedy Movies

    Goofball Facts
     
    The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.