The Truth About Dad
By: robnoxious	Published: 07/06/2003
Little Johnny Tucker was in his classroom when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up... fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with a guy and do the deed." The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is it really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New York Mets, but I was too embarrassed to say so." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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funny joke (1 reply) started by simonsez (07.06.2003 7:47:52 PM EST) either way his dad would choke.

LMAO :) (0 replies) started by missy (07.06.2003 1:44:31 PM EST) Great twist on an old joke... LOL :) I'd be embarrassed too, poor little guy.... LOL :)

LMAO (0 replies) started by roger (07.06.2003 12:39:00 PM EST) Little Johnny Tucker was a bad.......

Threw me for a loop, Boss ..... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (07.06.2003 9:14:09 AM EST) I thought he was going to be a Lawyer. ....and I only root for two baseball teams. The St. Louis Card's and anybody who plays the Mets.

Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies) started by marvin (07.06.2003 7:22:53 AM EST) oooh I could really insult one or two people here .... my dad's actually a box salesman/cement truck driver .... but I'd better not! LOL

ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)   started by tjshere (07.06.2003 0:14:42 AM EST) I've heard jokes with similar punchlines before, but I do believe this is the best of the lot. I was totally taken in, the puchline really did punch me. Waaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha! ^5, boss. This coming from a fan of the Dodgers, who can't hit their weight. Hehehehe.

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