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It's Only Logical

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/25/2003
 
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.

"Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly."

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    Oh, wait (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.25.2003 1:18:48 PM EST)


    I forgot about Anna Nicole Smith.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    At 92 (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.25.2003 1:15:54 PM EST)


    It's even more amazing that he found a woman willing to screw him.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    oh hell lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.25.2003 10:30:21 AM EST)

    now thats great....and a new one for me

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.25.2003 0:34:20 AM EST)


    Another new one... hot damn... 2 nights in a row now.

    Thanks Rob

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