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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
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so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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During a class in good manners and etiquette, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the rest room, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "I'll be right back; I have to go take a piss."
The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny says, "I need to go to the toilet -- I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says, "That's better, but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is considered to be unpleasant."
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a brief moment whilst I go into another room to shake hands with a personal friend whom I plan on introducing to you after dinner."
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