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A Second Opinion

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/11/2005
 
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A Doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "Not only are you stupid, but you're no damn good in bed either!" With that said, he storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty, and he decides to make amends, so he calls her on the phone.

After many rings the wife finally answers, and her doctor-husband asks, "What took you so long to answer the phone"?

She says, "I was in bed."

"What the hell are you doing in bed this late in the day?"

"Getting a second opinion!" she says.

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    I'd say he was wrong (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.11.2005 6:49:29 PM EST)


    she ain't stupid.

    Yes, and (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.11.2005 11:30:33 AM EST)


    It was a very thorough exam with much probing and prodding. At the end she received an injection.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (06.11.2005 0:37:47 AM EST)


    Talk about a back-fire

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