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The Chicken Farmer

By: robnoxiousPublished: 02/10/2006
 
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a call girl?'

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

"Good enough."

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.17.2006 8:42:39 AM EST)

    lmaol! nice rob

    i wonder how many were free range peckers (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (02.11.2006 10:28:41 AM EST)

    and how many she ended up eating?

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.10.2006 5:14:21 PM EST)

    never heard that one before...

    Hahahahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.10.2006 6:31:36 AM EST)


    And there were a few that were DOA and couldn't be raised. Did you pay her for trying anyway, Roger? Lingleha?

    Hahahahahaha!

    Good joke, Boss!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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