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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
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#227 'Tsialogy' is anything written about tea.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 Important Research Project | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/09/1998 | | |  |
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The college professor, Kevin Wise, had just finished explaining an important research project to his class.
Professor Wise emphasized
that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class and that here would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those where a medical illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, professor Wise froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well,"
he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
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