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A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?"
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The lady asked again "Which is a boy and which is a girl".
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(06.27.2000 11:01:32 AM EST)
well fuck me
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