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The whistling whore

By: TheBollockPublished: 02/20/1999
 
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A man went into a whore house to find the finest whore. He went up to the Madame and asked her for her very best. The Madame replied, "We have one that can give you a blow job and whistle at the same time."He was amazed at this, but was somewhat sceptical, but he decided to try it. He went down the hall to the whistling whores room. Once he entered, she told him to turn off the lights and she would suck him off. So he did, and low and behold, she started to whistle the national anthem while giving him a blow. He was so amazed that he turned on the lights to see how she did it. But before he could see anything the whore jumped up and ran quickly out of the room. He looked around, but all he saw was a glass eye on the bed.

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    Poke (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.20.2001 3:38:35 PM EST)



    Put that down you will put you eye out with that.

    Stupid joke (0 replies)
    started by acornett1
    (02.20.2001 8:45:12 AM EST)

    He was fucking her eye socket.

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    THIS MAKES NO SENSE! (0 replies)  
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (01.11.2001 11:15:24 PM EST)

    BUT I'M JUST GONNA ADD THIS TROPHY TO MY COLLECTION ANYWAY.

    IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

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