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A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'.
The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'.
The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'.
The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'.
The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.
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hey there!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 0:07:37 AM EST)
Thought you would get a kick out of this one!
Amara and Jeni
Hahaha
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started by
MoparGal
(10.30.2000 9:42:57 PM EST)
I'll have to remember this one!
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Damn right
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Jon111
(06.23.2000 11:48:25 PM EST)
Damn right its made for a woman.
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