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Once upon a time there were 3 men stuck in a Jungle far far away. Their plane had crashed and they were searching for civilation. They came up upon a tribe and were quickly brought to the main leader. The first guy tried to explain," I'm sorry to bother you but.."
The leader interupted him,"You NO speak! You want Oogawalla or death?!"
The man quickly answered,"Oogawalla, now bad can it be?" So the man found out Oogawalla was getting butt fucked for 10 minutes straight. He took it and was let free.
The second guy was gay so he took Oogawalla for 15 minutes and was let free.
The last guy wanted to have none of this done to him so he chose death.
The tribe leader replied,"OK Fine. Oogawalla till DEATH!"
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lol
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neggyman
(05.02.2001 1:21:38 AM EST)
ahhahahahaha
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