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 Katsup | | By: emmamaye | Published: 02/21/1999 | | |  |
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Bety-sue and Billy Bob had been dating for almost a year. It was four days before their one year anniversery when Billy Bob asks Bety Sue, "Bety sue i have given you everything I have had sex with you i have eaten youout but you STILL have not givin me a blow job!"
Well Bety sues response was "Well - okay, but you cant see me for a couple of days, okay?" well they both agreed.
Bety sue went over to her friend Janie May's house and asked, "Janie May, you are the town slut - just how do you give a blow job?"
Janie May sat and pondered and finnaly answered, "Well practice on a katsup bottle and youll get the hang of it okay?"
Well the big night comes and Billy Bob was streched out on the bed and says, "Well Bety Sue I guess I'm ready"
As Bety Sue hestites she says, "Well okay I don't really see how this turns guys on but oh well!" She grabs his penis and smaks the top and says "I'm done. Was it as good for you as it was for me?".
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