This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One
day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the
dealer. After he picks out the perfect
bike, the dealer tells
him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his
new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to
do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome
before it rains, and everything will be fine.
He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in
love. She ask him to come home and meet her parents over
dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the
appointed time,
he picks her up on this Harley and they ride to
her parents house.
Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the
dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for
the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the
dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to
speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in
front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he slips
his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one
says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex
with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is
getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the
table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.
By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder
in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on
his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his
pocket and
pulls out his jar of Vaseline. Then the father jumps up and says
"Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"
