One day the Sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with
nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The
Sheriff says
"Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town
dressed like that?"
Billy-Bob replies "Well Sheriff, it's a long story!" The
Sheriff says that he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should
tell the story.
Billy-Bob continues: "Well Sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down
on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should
go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing
and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well
Mary-Lou
said that we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up
on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and then
Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the
same.
Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my
boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and
said "Billy-Bob, go to town."
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Duh huh,huh,huh,ehhh?
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started by
arenem99
(08.20.2000 2:18:03 PM EST)
Good thing she didn't say "ride'em cowboy!"he'd have been looking at his horse funny.
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