Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem
like
nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try
to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up
drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the
first one "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a
diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like
this:
__
/
| | O
\__/
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before
drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. The judge turns and asks
the second guy, "And you, how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs
forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do
that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small
circle and told them, 'this is your anus before prison.'"
