A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in
the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she
would have
sex with him.
The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets
off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus
driver says to the hippie,"if you want I can tell you how you
can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus
driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun
goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed
in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus
driver guy "you
could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with
you."
Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he
goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on
schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying
the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a
mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will
answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she
might keep her
virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to
go to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts
out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha,
I'm the bus driver!!"
