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"Our military is performing brilliantly. See, the transition from torture chambers and rape rooms and mass graves and fear of authority is a tough transition. And they're doing the good work of keeping this country stabilized as a political process unfolds." —Bush, remarks on "Tax Relief and the Economy," Iowa, April 15, 2004
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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
— Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
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#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
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Q: Why do breasts' have nipples?
A: If they didn't, they would be pointless!
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 Pharmacy Boy | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 02/22/1999 | | |  |
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12
and asks which the young man wants.
"Well,"
he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's
'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky
after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so
you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his
girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might
give the
blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues
praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone
starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me
that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and
says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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