"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your
girdle." While this was
on the edge of intolerable, she thought to herself and replied
with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the
breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get
rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman,
the gardener, the pool man and your brother.
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