It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife
are spending the day at the local zoo. She's
wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's
wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through
the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun
intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand
(and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.
He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The
husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making
noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that
she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She
does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try
lifting your dress up your
thighs and sort of fan it at him", he
says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the
cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door
shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
