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Ernst and Maria

By: TheHunPublished: 03/09/1999
 
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Ernst and Maria were happily married 40 years-when Ernst suddenly lost his job. They struggled on savings for a year, and being too proud to accept charity or government help, Maria said: "Ernst you have stood by me as a great wage earner for 4 decades, it is time now for me to earn some income. I am going out streetwalking tonight! I am sure sailors would pay me for it despite my age."

Ernst tried to talk her out of it but at 8pm he heard the front door closed and looking out the front window saw Maria in her stiletto high heels and her micro mini skirt of 20 years prior. Ernst waited up and at 3am a tired looking Maria crept into the house.

Ernst asked "well Maria, how much did you earn?"

She answered: "$50.25". He asked Maria, "who gave you the 25 cents?" She responded: "They all did, and boy am I tired!"

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