A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming
sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the
door
she found her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a
humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs,
he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter
replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound
again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she
found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing
away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the
game with my son-in-law."
