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 The Viewing | | By: Anonymous | Published: 03/17/1999 | | |  |
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he
went into the nurses' office
and informed Nurse Jones that his
penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and
forgetful, decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry
to hear that", she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the
nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse
Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me that
your penis died.
"It did" he said. "Today is the viewing."
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