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Brooklyn Girls

By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 03/20/1999
 
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Q: What's the difference between a Brooklyn girl and a washing machine?

A: You can dump a couple of loads in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks.

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    im going to fuck yo sister after you're done (0 replies)
    started by carlitosway
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    ya heard me punk yeah you better shut the fuck up about brooklyn girls have aight!! you keep fucking with BROOKLYN and im finding out were in the fuck you livin' in Queens motherfucker!!! sincerely, a pissed off Prican slasher!~-

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    not funny but im first.

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