A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first
available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and
she is shot three times in the
stomach.
She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she
leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "Oh!
You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a
bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets
will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a
boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother
and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!"
Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I
passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and
explains all about the accident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears
streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
The mother replies, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the
toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and
says "Yes. How did you know?" The mother comforts her child and
explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later the boy comes up and says "Mommy, I've done a very
bad thing!" The mother replies, "You passed a bullet into the
toilet, right?" Says the boy, "No, I was masturbating and shot
the dog."
