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 The Alaskan Hooker | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/15/1999 | | |  |
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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome
miner came
down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest
town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker
in the Yukon," he said to the bartender. "We got her" replied
the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the
right.
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the
hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the
stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and
yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest
roughest and toughest
hooker in the Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the
miner and said, "You found her!"
Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.
"I don't replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to
open those beers first."
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fuckin moron
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druidlore
(06.14.2001 10:30:28 PM EST)
not the point of the trophy asshole. get a fuckin life. maybe you can go play with yourself and leave the space for people that actually want to comment on stuff, hmmmmm?
by the way, that's just wrong :)
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