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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/06/1999
 
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You... foreigners, come in! Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them... "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."

The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was...

The husband asked the man... "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied..."Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table and ripped off the Pakistani man's pants. Unable to break from the attack, the shopkeeper screamed...

"WRONG FEET... YOU'VE GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET."

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